Nerdy SOS Signal

-田-! You really need to rescue me. PLEASE!!! I don't want to go there... the 13th Mathematics Camp of Hong Kong Mathematics Olympiad. IT IS A CONCENTRATION CAMP FOR NERDS!! Ahhh, please... :( It is a day camp, from 8:00 to 4:00, worse than going to school.

Fine. Meeting other nerds are cool. T_T

I love today's English lesson, just today's. XD We were learning old stuff -past perfect tense-today but IT WAS FUN. There was an exercise asking us to fill in the blanks freely using perfect tense.

e.g. I _______ recently.

Here are some of my sentences:
a) When I woke up this morning, my head had already exploded.
b) I have squeezed out 4 faeces so far today.
c) My father/mother has been my father/mother since I was born.
d) I have had constipation recently.

HAHAHAHA I know some of them is inappropriate XD

Here are some of my classmates' sentences:
a) When I woke up this morning, my eyes had already opened.
b) When I woke up this morning, my heart had already stopped beating.
c) My father/mother have divorced since their marriage, vice versa.

XD AJA! (IT IS ACTUALLY A CHEER, NOT AN ADJ.)
need to do some a.maths :)